Did anyone notice…

jdisapunk:

thesuperjew:

Obama mentions his wife in his victory speech: “…The woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago”

Romney mentions his wife in his concession speech: “… The woman I chose to marry”

It’s amazing how someone’s views on equality can come out in one simple sentence

still relevant

(via guy)

17-year-olds: When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!

20-somethings: Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese

everyoneinthetardis:

weareimmunetobullets:

moochiethinks:

agnesandcecilia:

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

this is exactly what breakfast in america is like

um, excuse u but we dont put our breakfast on multiple plates like little wieners.  if theres no room on our breakfast plate, we put our breakfast on top of other breakfast.  usa usa

This is totally ridiculous.
The coffee is way too small, it’s short at least 1 egg, there’s no jam for the toast, & the gun doesn’t have the fork attachment.
This breakfast is unacceptable. The USA has spoken.

I see no sausage link train around the bacon mound, and that handgun? Are you kidding me? Americans don’t eat with handguns at the table, I am highly offended by your lack of faith in the American people. Breakfast is time for a morning AR-15, we only bring handguns for special, proper occasions.
And a breakfast without Obama-O’s? No taste.
I’m not going to even mention the lack of American Eagle standing at attention with the daily paper.
'Murrika

This is totally stupid.
Where are the pancakes?

everyoneinthetardis:

weareimmunetobullets:

moochiethinks:

agnesandcecilia:

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

this is exactly what breakfast in america is like

um, excuse u but we dont put our breakfast on multiple plates like little wieners.  if theres no room on our breakfast plate, we put our breakfast on top of other breakfast.  usa usa

This is totally ridiculous.

The coffee is way too small, it’s short at least 1 egg, there’s no jam for the toast, & the gun doesn’t have the fork attachment.

This breakfast is unacceptable. The USA has spoken.

I see no sausage link train around the bacon mound, and that handgun? Are you kidding me? Americans don’t eat with handguns at the table, I am highly offended by your lack of faith in the American people. Breakfast is time for a morning AR-15, we only bring handguns for special, proper occasions.

And a breakfast without Obama-O’s? No taste.

I’m not going to even mention the lack of American Eagle standing at attention with the daily paper.

'Murrika

This is totally stupid.

Where are the pancakes?

(via geniusneedsanaudience)